Gimme a red hot, and hold the papers! This hilarious and handy hot dog not only brightens up your school desk or workplace (and maybe makes you wish it were already lunchtime), it's also a mini stapler, ready to affix your grocery list, take-out menu, or diner check to whatever other papers you might be working on. The 4¼-inch frank is made from easy-to-grasp vinyl and takes No. 10 Tot staples (9 mm), perfect for holding a few sheets together.