Go ahead and say it—just say it with style. These delightfully irreverent tea towels by graphic designer Calligraphuck say "Bon Appétit, Bitches!" (black towel) and "Do your own Damn Dishes" (white towel) in a fancy calligraphic script with a decorative border. The two large towels (20 x 28 inches) are made in India from 100 percent cotton and silkscreened with gold metallic ink.