Ever since our ancestors first set eyes on a woolly mammoth and agreed that it needed hunting, human beings have been making judgements about animals. Expanding on their popular blog, comedy writer Jacob Lentz and ad writer Steve Nash here provide authoritative answers to the question "Is this animal any good, really?" with hilariously captioned photos and solidly unreliable information throughout. The result is an opinionated report card on evolution's efforts thus far; the blue whale, for example, is an easy A+ animal, if only for its sheer size, while the garden snail barely rates a D- on a good day.