"The universe is a vast and confusing place," notes astrologer and clairvoyant Luna Malcolm. "We are all affected by the stars and planets as the earth hurtles through this cold and dark expanse—why not involve our furry friends too?" Whether or not you hold with your star sign, Malcolm's astrological profiles become all but irresistible when paired with adorable pups who exhibit some of the same tendencies. Aries, for example, is a little black Frenchie wearing fuzzy "devil horns," while Taurus is a dachshund in a cowboy getup, and Cancer is a pug in a crab hat. Find out what you and your "sister sign" have in common, and the right dog for you, based on your particular traits.