With the ubiquity of the internet, conspiracy theories have infiltrated nearly every aspect of society, from politics to history, and from the military-industrial complex to outer space. Whether you want to learn about the world of the Freemasons or are curious about what's really hidden in the restricted areas of the Great Pyramid, Chris Vola has the answers. Illustrated (or should we say "illuminated"?) with sly cartoons, this alphabetical primer gives you short texts and the occasional rhymed verse to ponder about Area 51, the Yeti, Planet X, the Lizard People, the United Nations, chemtrails, JFK's assassination, the "Flat Earth" theory, and even Walt Disney.