It is sadly true that it is not always easy to fall asleep, but then, perhaps your life is too interesting. This highly effective anthology of soporific dullness has been carefully curated to put you to sleep as quickly as possible. With stultifying illustrations, this giftable godsend for the under-rested features dozens of snoozy short texts, including "The Motion of Sand Dunes," "The Administrative Bureaucracy of the Byzantine Empire," "White Noise: A Technical Explanation," "A Staring Contest with Fifty Cats," "Some Interesting Mathematical Theorems," and many dozens more—though good luck reading very far on any one evening.