"Are you certain you want to interrupt my coffee break?" cautions a dark-eyed woman in office pearls on the cover of this matchbook-style pack of mini emery boards, which are themselves decorated with period java-themed graphics. Illustrated with Anne Taintor's witty, inappropriately captioned commercial art, the pack contains a dozen 2-inch boards, and is perfect for a purse or overnight bag—since you just never know when you might have to grind something down, or file your way out of a tricky situation.