"I love not camping," says a too-elegant redhead, summing up her disdain for the outdoor life; these bright blue knee socks sport red and green trim with a pattern of tents, trees, and canoes. It's up to you—show off your not-such-a-good-girl style by pairing these slyly subversive socks with shorts or a sporty skirt, or sneak them under your sensible slacks, so only you know you're secretly a rebel. Either way, you're winking at convention with Anne Taintor's trademark wit. Colorful and comfy, these knee socks measure nearly 15 inches from heel to top (unstretched), made from a cotton/poly/spandex blend (75, 20, and 5 percent, respectively), and come in one size that comfortably fits most wearers.