When Bill Murray portrayed groundskeeper Carl Spackler in the 1980 film Caddyshack, golf became part of his life permanently. Well, probably. In this deadpan 1999 memoir, Murray chronicles his love affair with golf from the life lessons he learned as a caddy: "How to smoke, curse, play cards. But more important, when to." An up-by-the-bootstraps tale of a man and our society's fascination with a little white ball, this is one pilgrim's bemused path through the doglegs.