Say what you will about the Bard of Stratford; he certainly had a way of slinging an outrageous arrow or two. You too can put dullards and miscreants in their place with this entertaining little insult generator—a wire-bound flip book with mix-and-match pages of tripartite Shakespearean invective. Just combine any top section with a middle and a bottom to create more than 150,000 damning disapprobations, from "beslubbering bald-pated bedpresser" to "witless swag-bellied under-skinker." Each term is defined on the reverse side and noted if it is a word coined by Shakespeare or used only once in his canon (nonce words).