What is it about Scotland that people love so much? As J.K. Rowling observed, "The history is fascinating, the men are handsome and the whisky is delicious. But don't eat the macaroni pies." We speculate that their idiosyncratic wit is part of the charm, and this collection drives the point home with samples by Billy Connolly, Peter Capaldi, R.D. Laing, Jack Bruce, and Sir Walter Scott, among others.