"You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep, because reality is finally better than your dreams," observed Dr. Seuss, while Lynda Barry more cynically quips, "Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke." Offering advice, wisdom, and plenty of commiseration, the 380 quotations collected in this fetching, gold foil stamped anthology are from the likes of Jane Austen, William Shakespeare, Mariln Monroe, Clark Gable, Nora Ephron, Victor Hugo, Ernest Hemingway, Margaret Atwood, Oscar Wilde, Anaïs Nin, and Henny Youngman, who laments, "You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it."