A father of five—and a master at embarrassing all of them—Jimmy Niro has something of a super power when it comes to dad jokes. ("What super power do you get when you become a parent?" he writes. "Supervision.") Here he offers a collection 500 puns, yoks, stories, and painfully unsubtle japes guaranteed to make eyes roll (and perhaps elicit an unexpected snort or two). "What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke? The first letter." "Lately, people have been making apocalypse jokes like there's no tomorrow." "I don't always tell dad jokes, but when I do, he laughs."