Is there an upside to being woke (and unable to get back to sleep)? If we license dentists, why don't we license politicians? Is your juicer sending fake news to your FitBit about what's in your refrigerator? In his final book, P.J. O'Rourke addresses these questions and takes a look at the current state of these United States, suggesting that we take a deep breath and enjoy a few good laughs. The essays here include "An Inaugural Address I'd Like to Hear" and "Sympathy vs. Empathy," plus a handy quiz to find out where you stand on the Coastals-vs.-Heartlanders spectrum.